Officials Say It’s Legal to Kill Bigfoot

AUSTIN — If Bigfoot is in Texas, he might want to hit the road. It’s legal to kill him. The reason this came up was that an Oregon-based Bigfoot hunter wanted to explore East Texas for the mythical creature, so he shot a letter to Parks and Wildlife, asking if it was against the law to shoot a Sasquatch. The agency wrote him back, saying no. Parks spokesman Mike Cox comments, “We’re all in favor of tourists coming to Texas and enjoying the great Texas outdoors — and, you know, they might want to stay in one of our state parks.” But Cox says Bigfoot hunters will be disappointed. Game wardens have been out since the 1800s, and they’ve never seen one.