El Chico Ranch Is Open

TYLER — It has been one of the most difficult and controversial business openings in recent memory. The Tyler restaurant formerly known as Double D Ranch is now, technically, the El Chico Ranch; but in reality, the name is still the object of litigation. According to KETK, though, that didn’t matter to the packed house for Tuesday’s opening. The customers were pouring into El Chico Ranch for lunch, and manager Bingo Breshears was delighted.

The cost of compliance with the injunction is apparently a handful of T-shirts. The solution to the skin issues for the waitresses was the same costume with a strategically placed T-shirt underneath. Though the menu has been sanitized and the double entendres removed, the restaurant is pretty much as advertised. Some came out of curiosity and stayed for the food. A hearing on a permanent injunction comes November 28th, and the final decision on what this bustling eatery will be called will be decided then.